The Best Stories You've nEver Read #24

Nude photos on phone throw former NFL star for a loss. What happens when the cheering stops in the NFL? Well, if you are former all pro Tyrone Hughes of the New Orleans Saints and other teams you become a hall monitor at a Dallas high school in the hope that maybe, just maybe, they'll let you coach and add a $3,000 stipend to your $19,000 salary.

But then something awful happens. A kid steals your cell phone. He sees that you've got nude pictures on it. Instead of the kid getting nailed, you get canned because you threatened the kid to get the phone back... or so it's alleged. And once you were making $2.6 million a year and driving a Jaguar.

-- Dick Weiss