The Best Stories You've nEver Read #6

This story from the San Francisco Chronicle could have been headlined The Nightmare Next Door. Your new neighbors move into a derelict home next to your home and, thank God, they're renovating it. But oh no, they're doing it themselves. And double oh no... while you're on vacation, the house comes off its foundation, rolls down a hill and crashes into your home causing. $30,000 damage and creating a neighborhood bio-health hazard. 

-- Dick Weiss